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You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of the imagination.

Next stop...

The
OODLE OMBIE
ZONE

Dedicated to all who have succumbed to the wiles of FiFi & Jacques.

Poodle Zombies are people who have fallen prey to the sublime scheme of the specie Canis Familiaris Aquarius (G. Püdelnhunten) to control the human race. Alas, I am a PZ!

Hence, the "PZ" in the URL. GQ is--doh!--Gentleman's Quarterly, and NU means, hmm... stop asking me difficult questions!

This is Bizet of Bordeaux (not France -- it's in north Nashville), our French poodle of blessed memory; photo taken when he was 10.

In Memory of BIZET, 1993-2008, now romping around in Heaven.

Bizet was named for the composer Georges Bizet, who wrote the opera "Carmen." It is pronounced bi-ZAY, not Bizzit, as ignorant vets often called him, followed by "Am I saying it right?" to which we always wanted to reply, "No you dope, it's French." But we restrained ourselves and gently corrected them. Bizzie was also a very pretty boy, which would lead some vets to refer to him as a girl, which I suppose is far more aggregious than a mere mispronunciation!

Okay, he's had his say...now I'm commandeering this site. My name is Isaac--I'm Bizet's adopted brother. I'm 10 years old, born November 10th, 1998. I followed in the footsteps of Bizzie's older brother Rousseau (named for the French painter), Grand Supreme Zombiemesiter. We have successfully taken over the Weinberg family, fulfilling our little part in the grand scheme to conquer planet Earth one family at a time.